Full name: ***** ******* ********-*****
Nicknames: Ilya (pretty much any variant of that lmao), Ilyukha
Birthplace: Someplace in Europe, specifically in Scandinavia.
Birthday: April 9.
Where Do You Live Now?: Hell The same country I was born in.
Parent(s): ...yes?
Sibling(s): I am an only child.
Looks: Don't look at me.
Favorite Animal(s): Cats are nice.
Favorite TV Show(s): Hmm...Midsomer Murders? CSI Miami? Do those count? I don't really have any favourites.
Favorite Kind(s) Of Music: Rock, post-punk, things like that.
Favorite Movie(s): House of 1000 Corpses, The Exorcist.
School: You think I'd tell you?
Future School: I have no idea.
Future Job: I'd love to do something that doesn't involve talking to others. I'm severely socially anxious.
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Not at all...don't even know if I want a partner of any kind.
Best Buds: I have a hard time answering this. I have 1 or 2 friends, and they don't talk to me as much as they used to.
Favorite Candy: I don't have a favourite.
Hobbies: Art, programming.
Things You Collect: CDs. DVDs. Pointless things.
Do You Have A Personal Phone Line: I have a cellphone.
Favorite Body Part Of The Opposite Sex.? Hands.
Any Tattoos And Where Of What?: Not yet; I'd like to have the Type O Negative logo tattooed on my arm someday. Perhaps also something related to nautiluses.
Piercing(s) And Where?: No, but I'd love to have my lower lip and septum pierced. Snake bites to be specific.
What Do You Sleep in?: Whatever's comfortable.
Do you like Chain Letters: I usually just ignore them, I don't care about them.
Best Advice: You're going to die anyway, just do whatever you want, it won't matter after you're dead.
Favorite Quotes: "Человек привык себя спрашивать: кто я? Там ученый, американец, шофер, еврей, иммигрант… А надо бы все время себя спрашивать: не говно ли я?"
Non-sport Activity You Enjoy: Art. Not much else.
Dream Car: I don't want a car. I don't want to drive, ever.
Favorite Thing To Do In Spring: Sit in front of my computer and look at gory imagery.
What’s Your Bedtime: If it's a school night, I try to fall asleep by 2 A.M., if not, then whenever.
Where Do You Shop?: Depends on what I'm buying. I don't really buy new clothes unless absolutely necessary, and if I'm buying CDs/DVDs, I'll either go thrifting, or I'll just purchase them online. I bought something on Discogs for the first time on Saturday (13/03/2021), if that's relevant.
Coke or Pepsi: Monster Energy.
Favorite Thing(s) To Wear?: All black, usually.
Favorite Subject(s) In School?: I hate all of them. English is okay, I guess.
Favorite Color(s): Red and black. Blue is also a nice colour. All colours are nice, if they're put together in a pleasant way.
Favorite People To Talk To Online: *** on Twitter.
Root-Beer or Dr. Pepper? *chokes*
Do You Shave? No.
Favorite Vacation Spot(s): My mother's home town, if that counts.
Favorite Family Member(s): I don't know.
Did You Eat Paint Chips When You Were a Kid? No.
Favorite CD you own: Currently, it'd have to be October Rust.
The ONE Person Who You Hate The Most: One person wouldn't be enough. Would you like a list, buddy?
Favorite Food(s): I really like pasta.
Who Is The Hottest Guy or Girl In The World?: I can't speak for everybody, but I personally find Peter Steele attractive. May he rest in peace. Vyacheslav Butusov is also kinda attractive as well.
What Is Your Favorite Salad Dressing?: None.
When You Die, Do You Wanna Be Buried or Burned Into Ashes? Okay, so this may be a little (no. very, extremely) unrealistic since I'll probably end up being buried anyway, but I'd like to be eaten by molluscs, preferably nautiluses. Highly unrealistic and will literally never happen but a wench can dream.
Do You Believe In Aliens?: Kind of? I mean there's literally no way that we're the only living things in this entire universe.
If You Had The Chance To Professionally Do Something, What would You Do?: I don't know yet.
Things You Obsess Over: Lately I've been obsessing over horror.
Favorite Day of the Week: Friday.
A Teacher You Hate: All of them.
Favorite Disney Movie: I don't like Disney movies.
What Is Your Favorite Season? Spring.
What Toppings Do You Like On Your Pizza? Cheese is kinda nice =)
Do You Like Your School Food Itself (As In The District Food): I pack my own lunch. I don't fuck with the school cafeteria.
If You Could Live Anywhere, Where Would You Live? I'd rather die.
Favorite Thing(s) To Do On Weekends: Sleep, watch horror films.
Favorite Thing(s) To Get Clean up: Eh?
Favorite Magazine(s): Don't read 'em.
Favorite Flower(s): Nerium oleander, if that counts!
Favorite Number(s): 666, 24, 420.
Favorite Ice Cream flavor(s): I don't have a favourite.
What Kind of Guys/Girls Are You Attracted to?: None, really.
What’s Your Most Embarrassing Moment? I don't want to remember.
If You Could Change One Thing About Yourself What Would It be? Weight.
Do You Eat Breakfast First Then Brush Your Teeth or Brush first ten eat breakfast: I see no point in brushing your teeth first.
Favorite Time of Day: 23:59.
Can A Guy and Girl Be Just “Best Friends?”: Yeah.
Do You Ask The Girl / Guy Out Or Do You Wait For Them To Come To You?: I don't talk to people.
Do You Mind Paying For Sex? Yes. I do mind.
What’s The Most Important thing In Someone’s Personality: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Do you have a pager or cell phone? Yes.
Favorite Sport: I hate sports.
What Was the Best Gift You Ever Received? My laptop.
How Long Did This Letter Take You To Finish?: A couple minutes, I'm a slow typer.
What Did You Listen To While Completing It?: Kryl'ja.
Are you or would you like to be married in the near future (next 5 years)? No, never.
Don’t u just hate how psychics never win the lottery? I don't care.